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Wish to send a blooper you made and have it up here? Then email me! :) It can be from ANY anime! Also, if you're making parts, it can't be more than 3 parts. Remember, it is a blooper! ;) Blackout Carniverous Characters Episode 1  Inuyasha and Ranma Inuyasha Chooses Inuyasha Tetsusaigai Inuyasha: The Movie Inuyasha: Second Movie Pudding Recasting Parts Souta's Brave Confession Stuck With Mummu The Challenge Against the Sun The Crazy Love Episode Before you read on, I did not make this blooper. I had this blooper printed since 2002! I typed it all up online so all of you can read it (and because I enjoyed it as well). Inuyasha: [yawn] When is this gonna be over?! I wanna go, I already done the series, now a movie? Director: EVERYBODY TO HIS OR HER POSITIONS! Inuyasha: HEY, where am I supposed to go? Director: [frustrated] I TOLD YOU TEN THOUSAND TIMES, YOU'RE NOT IN THIS ACT YET! Kikyou!!! Get your butt over here! Why am I putting up with you people, Mrs. Takahashi better thank me for getting you guys into a movie. Kikyou: [walks slowly over, checking her make up all the time] Director, if you rush us, how are we gonna look good in a movie? Director: [looks as if going to explode soon] Just stand right there! [Kikyou walks over, hands her mirror and brush to her assistant] Director: WHERE THE HELL ARE MIROKU, KAGOME, SANGO AND SHIPPOU?! Miroku + Kagome + Sango + Shippou: We're here now! Director: ALRIGHT! Everyone PLEASE to his or her positions! Kagome: [whispers to Sango] If it weren't for the Inuyasha fans, I will never be doing this again! Sango: Me neither! Director: Ready... ACTION! Kagome: [really exaggerated] Oh where, oh where are thou Inuyasha? Director: CUT! WTF? This is "Inuyasha: The Movie" NOT Shakespeare! Kagome: You didn't say specifically. Director: [Grumbles] Anyways, try that again! Ready.. ACTION! Kikyou: [screams] Director: CUT!!! WHAT IS IT THIS TIME? Kikyou: I broke a nail Kagome: Puleeease... It's just a nail! YOU RUINED MY PART! [Miroku + Sango + Shippou + Inuyasha sit in a corner watching] Inuyasha: Woman... Sango: AHEM! Inuyasha: ...are MARVELLOUS creatures! *Sango is so not the girl to mess with* Miroku: Of course, but I just can't find one to bear my child yet Director: EvERYBODY SHUT UP!!! Get ready Kagome, you're on again. Ready... ACTION! ***** Acting Kagome: Where is Inuyasha? Kikyou: [drifts towards Kagome] Kagome: Kikyou?!? Kikyou: Why are you here? Kagome: *Was that in the script* Uh... because... uh... ***** Director: CUT!!! Kagome: WHAT THE HELL? Kikyou what is your problem? Why did you say something other than the script? Kikyou: Because I like to! Kagome: ARGHHHHH!!! How can you stand her? [Points at Inuyasha] Inuyasha: [surprised] me??? Why is it whenever there is an argument I always have to be put in? Miroku: [whispers to Inuyasha] because they are both your girls and they are angry that you can't choose between the two. [Slams a fist on top of SD Miroku's head, Miroku gets swirly eyes and falls onto the floor] Kagome: INUYASHA!!! Who is right this time? She ruined this part TWICE! Kikyou: It's only twice; don't get so worked up on it, right Inuyasha? Inuyasha: SHEESH! Director: EXCUSE ME! We're at the studio right now? Let's at LEAST get this part over and done with... INUYASHA, you and your girl problems... KEEP IT OUT OF MY STUDIO! Inuyasha: [shocked] Why is ALWAYS me that gets the blame? Shippou: Because no one likes you, not even Kagome or Kikyou. Why can't you choose one of them? Inuyasha: [lifts Shippou by the tail] Shippou: [struggling] INUYASHA... what did I do to you?! Inuyasha: [drops Shippou] Shippou: [scurries off] Director: KAGOME, KIKYOU!!! Back to your positions PLEASE!!! Ready... ACTION! ***** Acting Kagome: Where are you Inuyasha? Kikyou: [drifts towards Kagome] Kagome: Kikyou?!? Kikyou: .......... Kagome: errr... *why isn't she saying anything?!* Have you seen Inuyasha?! Kikyou: ........ ***** Director: CUT!!! What is wrong with you, Kikyou?! WHY AREN'T YOU SPEAKING? Kikyou: [looks really calm] Forgot my lines Director: [slams palm on forehead] Alright, THAT'S IT! The movie is OVER, AND I MEAN IT! Kikyou: Not surprising. Kagome: Shut up! Director... wait, maybe we can use someone other than Kikyou for the movie since she can't even remember her lines! Kikyou: What's your problem? There can't be another Kikyou! I'm the one and only. Kagome: I don't care if you're the only Kikyou, having only a Sikyou would be better than you! Kikyou: YOU LOOKING FOR A FIGHT? Kagome: PUT IT ON! Inuyasha: HEY!!! [Stands in between them] Don't start it!!! We better convince the director to carry on the movie or else Mrs. Takahashi will be angry with us! Kagome: Then whose side are you on? Kikyou: Yea! If you're on hers, I'm not doing the movie. Inuyasha: But... Kagome: ... AND if you're on HER side, don't even think 'Kagome' will appear again in the series 'Inuyasha'; I rather have a series of my own with the name 'Kagome's anti-Kikyou club!' Inuyasha: ....... Kikyou: Who do you think you are? Kagome: Inuyasha's girl! Inuyasha: [shocked] Kagome: [realizes what she just said, blushes crimson red] uh... I mean... Kikyou: [kisses Inuyasha's lips in front of Kagome] Inuyasha: [extremely shocked (O@____@O) Kagome: [Really shocked] Miroku: [pokes at Sango] Get me some popcorn, this is what I call a movie Sango: [annoyed] Don't you think we should break them up? Miroku: NO! It's funny and interesting Sango: [frustrated] I'm getting outta here, come here Shippou. This isn't for kids. Shippou: But I wanna know whom Inuyasha will choose!!! Sango: GET OVER HERE! Shippou: [scared] Okay, okay!!! Inuyasha: PLEASE director, we NEED you to finish this movie!! Director: [stares off into space] Inuyasha: [frustrated] *I've been here talking to this jerk for the past half hour* Please think over it again director. Director: [slams fist on table] I've HAD it with you guys, get your girl troubles AWAY from my studio, get YOUR butt away from my studio, JUST GET ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS INCLUDING YOURSELF OUT OF MY STUDIO! Inuyasha: [angry now] NOW LOOK WHO IS GETTING FED UP! [jumps onto the table, grabs director from his shirt] I'm warning you, I'm not a very patient guy, you'll be lucky if it was Kagome here trying to beg you, but NO MORE MR. NICE GUY, are you doing it or are you not?! Director: GET OFF MY TABLE!!! What the...? Who do you think you are, I'm ringing up Mrs. Takahashi. Kagome: [slams open the door and rushes towards the phone before director reaches] Please director, we need to finish this movie and you're the last director out of the 5 we've been to that accepted us. Director: I now understand why the other 4 kicked you guys OUT! Shippou: Please Mr. director, Shippou wants to carry on his part!!! Director: Where did YOU pop up from?! Miroku + Sango: Please director, give us another chance. Director: [frustrated] ALRIGHT THEN!!! I hate all this whining. GET OFF ME NOW INUYASHA! Inuyasha: [lets director go] Hurray! Lets go change and go to our positions! By the way, where's Kikyou? Kagome: YOU'RE STILL THINKING OF HER?!???? Inuyasha: *Woman are so not the type of gender to mess around with* err... er... I mean... where's Miroku?! Kagome: OSUWARI!!!!! Inuyasha: [falls face down onto the floor] Ouch... why is it always me?!? Shippou: You okay Inuyasha? Inuyasha: [picks Shippou up by the tail] Shippou: [tears in his eyes] What did I do this time?! Inuyasha: [drops Shippou] Sango: Shippou is only a kid! If you have girl problems, go deal with them, stop picking on Shippou! [lifts Shippou up and carries him out of the director's room] Miroku: um... I better go get ready. Inuyasha: NO ONE IS ON MY SIDE!!! AT THE STUDIO Director: EVERYONE TO THEIR POSTIONS Kikyou: [yawn] Why can't you lower your volume? This isn't a very big place anyway. Kagome: Why don't you just shut your mouth! Kikyou: Why don't you... Director: ...SHUT UP! Miroku: [gobbling popcorn] How come I have the feeling that this movie will never be published? Sango: Don't look at me, I don't even think that the part where Kagome and Kikyou encounters each other will go smoothly. Inuyasha: [ignores Sango and Miroku, just stares with a huge sweatdrop as Kaogme and Kikyou play their part] 24 hours laters Inuyasha + Sango + Miroku + Shippo: [snore] Director: [lost his voice] Alright, Kikyou, Kagome, you're FINALLY done. Inuyasha: [jerks up] FINALLY??? Let's celebrate! Director: [glares at Inuyasha] It is your part now! Shippou: [pokes the director] Mr. director, you look really pale. Director: None of your business! Inuyasha get over here! Inuyasha: Alright already! [Steps over to his indicated position] Director: Sesshomaru, where are you?! Someone fetch him! Sesshomaru: Some people have to put on the right amount of makeup before they come out you know! Director: Whatever... get into your position. This is the fight scene between Inuyasha and Sesshomaru! Inuyasha: WHAT??? Not again... that guy never treats a movie like a movie. He hits me for real! Director: I don't care, just get this scene over and done with! Sesshomaru: You should understand WHY I hit you for real Inuyasha... [cackles] Back Up! Director: Take 1! Inuyasha: *Pulls out Pudding* Pudding!!!!!! Director: Great! Take 2! Inuyasha: Pudding!! Director: Fantastic! Take 3! Inuyasha: *Pulls out Pudding* Go Pudding! Director: He'll be a star! Back Up! Director: Take 1! Inuyasha: *pulls out Tetsusaiga* Tetsusaigy!!!!!! Director: Cut! It's Tetsusaiga not Tetsusaigy! Take 2! Inuyasha: Tetsusaiko!! Director: Cut! It's Tetsusaiga! Take 3! Inuyasha: *pulls out Tetsusaiga* Go Kogame! Director: *Falls on face* He's hopeless! Back Up! Director: Ok this episode it where Inuyasha and Kagome are in the modern day Japan and Sota is falling in love with a girl ok? Inuyasha: ya ya lets get on with it Kagome: Inuyasha! no need to be rude Inuyasha: *sticks tough out at Kagome* Kagome: errrrrr..... SIT! Director: split it up you two, places every one and action! Kagome: *acting* Hey Inuyasha did you want to go shopping? Inuyasha: ok no matter how many times I tell you I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HECK SHOPPING IS!!!! Director: Cut CUT CUT! INUYASHA its in the script all you have to do is wiggle you ears not even just make them twitch, is that so hard? Inuyasha: well then tell her not to act so well Kagome: *sweetly says* Inuyasha..... *not so sweetly says* SIT! Director: ok from the top places everyone and ACTION! Kagome: *acting* Inuyasha did you want to go shopping with me? Inuyasha: *acting* *twitches ears slightly* Kagome: *acting* *thinking* it’s almost like we on a..... Inuyasha: *falls over a wire connected to the lights* Director: CUT Inuyasha how many times have I told you to step OVER the wire I mean your spouse to be really tough and you don’t look that way on the ground like that! Inuyasha: Hey you know very well that’s why we have stunt doubles Director: *slaps himself on the head* why, why, why Kikyo: *walks in* hey where’s my part Director: you don't have a part in this episode it about Inuyasha and Kagome... Duh! Kikyo: figures WHY INUYASHA why her? Inuyasha: Blushes slightly Kagome: leave him along Kikyo Kikyo: err he's not your YOU leave him along Director: STOP IT ALL OF YOU Shippo: *walks up to the director* Hey I believe you owe me a lolly pop Director: FOR WHAT? Shippo: cause we had a bet remember if Inuyasha had girl troubles today you owe me a lolly pop Inuyasha: Im not having girl troubles! Kagome: Then who are you going to choose Kikyo: well isn’t it obvious he is going to choose me Kagome: WELL.............Inuyasha who are you choosing Kikyo: well let’s get on with the episode my fans are here *bunches up people walk in* I told them to come watch me *closes eye impressed with herself* Inuyasha: *being crowded my girls Kikyo brought in8 Kagome: get away! Kikyo: pulls her back, HE'S MINE! Sango: Hey doesn’t the director usually stop you guys by this time? Inuyasha: ya where is he *one girl trying to kiss him* Kagome: you’re just changing the subject because you know he likes me better and Inuyasha how could you take her side!?! Kikyo: cause he loves me *kisses him on the lips after shooing away girls* Kagome: AGGGHHHH *runs over to Inuyasha* HE IS MINE *kisses him* Inuyasha: *blushing redder then a coca cola tin* errrrr I got to go *runs out of the studio and onto a tree* Director: hey this is my hiding place Inuyasha: where were you? Director: I can’t take you people I quit QUIT *runs out of the tree and down the road like a maniac* Kagome + Kikyo: Inuyasha there you are Narrator: This blooper ends with Inuyasha running down the road and Kikyo and Kagome close behind and as for that episode I NEVER got published well not with those people any way TV: and for this episode we would like to thank Sango as Kagome, Miroku as Inuyasha and Shippo as...... well Shippo got his lolly pop! Back Up! Director: Okay here we go. Everyone knows there lines right? InuYasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippo: Yup Jaken: No Director: WTF? Who the hell hired you? Jaken: Sesshomaru Director: Who the hell hired Shesshomaru? Jaken: Lord Sesshomaru does not need to be hired. Director: Yes he does. Anyways get lost you evil little...whatever you are. Jaken: I'm an IMP!!!! An IMP! But I don't need this stupid studio. I'm leaving! Director: Ok he's gone. Okay InuYasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Shippo you're on. 3-2-1 ACTION! InuYasha:... Kagome:... Miroku:... Sango:... Shippo: Umm...chicken filet? Director: What the hell just happened? I thought you memorized the lines? InuYasha: Well you see... Kagome: Miroku thought it would be funny if... Miroku: GET HIM! Director: What the hell? What are you all doing...you have this hungry look in your eyes...Uh-Oh...HELP!!! ***They kill the Director and ate him for dinner. Miroku: I haven't feasted like that in a while. My favourite part what the eyeballs Sango: I dunno about the eyeballs. They get stuck into my teeth. Shippo: I didn't get any! Nobody told me the plan! Well, what's the next plan...huh? Kagome: I think you're about to find out. InuYasha: Yeah...I'm still a little hungery Shippo: I think I know what you're thinking. We can't eat Kirara Sango would be heartbroken... Oh, hehe, not the plan, huh? Well, now I know what the plan is. Kagome you are okay with this right? Kagome: I'm perfectly fine with it Shippo: Wow and I thought you had feelings for InuYasha InuYasha: You know guys, I think little fox demons make good dessert. Shippo: They probably do...wait....no! I'm just a little kid! Miroku: I hear little kids taste the best. Shippo: NOOOOOO! ***Shippo was dessert InuYasha: Whew all that food and killing really got me tired Kagome: But we still need to shoot the 200th episode, it's the most important one of all! InuYasha: Why? Kagome: Because it's the 200th! Pretty big number if you ask me! InuYasha: Uh...right...hey isn't this the episode where I get to kiss Kikyo? Kagome: You know what, I don't think it's that important anymore Miroku: Oh yes it is! Sango: We can't wait to see you and Kikyo fight over InuYasha. ***At the new studio Director: Okay I've looked over the script and it looks pretty good. Kagome: It's not that good, you can edit it if you want. Director: IT'S FINE! Kagome: Holy strict! Director: I sure am. Uh. B.T.W. where's Kikyo and Shippo? InuYasha looks at Kagome, Miroku and Sango giving them a sign they should eat him if he gets suspicious. Director: Oh well whatever, I think the characters need a change so I'll change them up Back Up! (This is the continuation of Carniverous Charaters) Director: So I'm going to change up the characters but I'm sure you all know who you are going to be. Kagome thinks: Kikyo of course! Director: Let's start off with InuYasha. InuYasha is playing InuYasha. Miroku you are Kagome. Sango you are Shippo. Shippo you are Kikyo and Miroku. Kagome you are a tree that is shown in scene one. InuYasha: SHIPPO? I HAVE TO KISS SHIPPO? AND WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM? I THOUGHT I ATE HIM? Shippo: You must have met my psycho twin bother Sheppo. He's obsessed with chicken filets and pretends to be me all the time. InuYasha: Eeew Kagome: *cries* a tree...a stupid tree. Who the hell do you think I am? Not a well known actress? Besides aren't I good enough to be Kikyo, let alone me?!?!?! Director: No. I've seen you act. You suck Kagome: No you suck Director: You seriously suck at acting. I saw you in that one movie *snaps fingers* What was it...uh...the one with Britney spears Kagome: Crossroads? Director: NO! WT--? You weren't even in that! Kagome: So? I should have been. But the movie you're thinking of is dame. I had to play a tree in it. The name was Britney Britney Higurashi Tree. Director: And you did very well in that movie Kagome: Thank you Director: So you agree with me then? You think you're a good tree? Well, that's wonderful, I'd hate to have you Kagome Higurashi, of all people, mad at me. Kagome: But... Director: Shut up we're starting. InuYasha: Kagome I'm going to go now... Miroku:(speaking in a squeaky voice and in Kagome's school uniform) Why InuYasha? InuYasha: Shh, I just do. Miroku: Okay InuYasha I love you! InuYasha: I love you too baybay Director: Cut! End of scene one! Wonderul job gents Miroku: You know I don't mind this uniform. I think I look kinda hot in it...sexy even (Miroku pulls out a mirror and looks at himself) Will you bear my child? (squeaky now) Oh yes of course! Kagome: HEY! DON'T! THAT'S MY UNIFORM! Miroku: Awww baby! Sango: EEEEEEW! Director: Doesn't he look cute? Sango: Excuse me? Director: Nothing...Any ways scene two...action! InuYasha: Kikyo, I can't wait to kiss you're fine but freezing dead like lips! Shippo: Oh InuYasha! InuYasha: Kikyo! Shippo: Stay back! (pees on a tree that happens to be Kagome) Kagome: Shippo! Shippo: You gotta do what you gotta do. Shippo: InuYasha come now! (Shippo is dressed in a kimono too big for him but he is wearig lipstick to make him look more girly) InuYasha: Oh Kikyo Shippo: Oh InuYasha! Kiss me InuYasha: (hesitiates) Gl- gl- gladly InuYasha kisses Shippo on the lips Director: CUT end of scene two! Wonderful job gents! We're entering the end of the episode. InuYasha: Wow Shippo you sure are a good kisser Shippo: You really think? InuYasha: Yup I'd love to kiss you any day! Kagome screams InuYasha: Did that tree just scream? Shippo: Yeah, it told me not to pee on it earlier InuYasha walks up to Kagome (the tree): You filthy filthy tree. Who the hell hired you anyway? Kagome: The director InuYasha slaps Kagome whom he thinks is just a tree: Shut Up! Kagome: INUYASHA! SIT! InuYasha: Hehe I didn't sit! It only works when Kagome says it. Anyways Kaede took it off for me Kagome screams Kagome suddenly wakes up Kagome: Oh, it was just a dream...a really bad dream...Oh snap I peed the bed. And it's in my hair too. I gotta take a shower or something. THE END Back Up! Inuyasha:Where are we?????? Kagome:I think we are in Egypt! Shippo:where is that??? Sango:yeah were is that?? Kagome:WAY far from Japan! narrarator:AS they look at King tuts toom a mummy appears behind them! Mummy:ARGHAHSADJHA Kagome,,Sango,Shippo:AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Inuyasha:I can take him on! Kagome:Inuyasha you idiot come on!!!!!! Inuyasha:WIND SCAR! Mummy:*falls on the floor* Director:CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE ARE IN THE STUDIO YOU IDIOTS!!! Inuyasha,Kagome,Sango,Shippo:OH HAY!WHERE IS MIROKU???? Miroku:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH A LIVING TOLIET PAPER HUMAN!!!!WIND TUNNEL!!!!!! Narrarator:ANd so the fake mummy pluged Miroku's wind tunnel and so now every where he goes he has a mummy stuck to his hand! Miroku:I HATE MUMMIES!!! Back Up! so Inuyasha and kagome are about to do the kiss scene and all of a sudden,kikyo walks in the scene. kikyo:GET AWAY FROM HIM YOU IDIOT!*pushes kagome away from Inuyasha* kagome:kikyo your ruining the scene! director:kikyo your fired kikyo:I can't be fired this movie is all about me! Inuyasha:this movie is about kagome and my first kiss kikyo:whatever*kikyo walks away blowing bubbles with her chewing gum* kagome:back to business *kagome kisses Inuyasha and then miroku says:"sango kiss me!" and sango hits him on the head with her hiraikotsu and miroku falls,unconscious.* shippo:miroku your such an idiot director:miroku your fired get out of here!*miroku has just woken up and says:but you need me to be sango's boyfriend!* sango:you can't be my boyfriend cause you are too gross! shippo:it's true director:bye bye miroku *miroku leaves the building* sango:finally he's gone kaguya:mwahahahahahahahahah! Inuyasha:shut up you witch Back Up! Kagome: Here's your ice cream, Inuyasha! Inuyasha: What the- I thought Naraku's gonna serve it. *typing computer* Kagome: Oh, he said that he needs to go somewhere. Inuyasha: Oh ok- *computer turns black* Kagome: AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY KAWAII COMPUTER???? Inuyasha: KAWAII!!!!????? Director: WHAT THE HELL! IT'S NOT KAWAII! Ahem..go on. Naraku appears in the computer Naraku:*waving his hand up and down and up a down and up a down* MUAHAHAHA! I have jammed your computer! Kagome: *twitch* YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...... Inuyasha: What have you done, Naraku??? Kagura appears OMGOODNESS! WHAT HAPPEN? I'LL SGUISH THIS BOX! *pulling her sleeves up* Kouga: Ha! Who cares about that baka anyways? Isn't this a good thing? Kagome: Er....no. Kikyo: He never learn. Kagome: I'm turning on the radio! *Naraku running in the setting with chibiness* Radio: OMGOD! THERE'S A MADWOMAN CONTROLLING THE ENTIRE COMPUTER AND TV! Wait, it's a man.... Kagome: I can't take it any longer.... *faint* Kikyo: Good thing I'm not like Kagome... *steps on her* THE END! Back Up! Director:anddddd...ACTION! inu:uh... director:inuyasha! it's your part! inu:uh...where am i sposed 2 go agen? director:UGH.*sigh(ed sarcasticlly)*. inuyasha!go over there! inu:uh-oh yeah. ok. i got it. director:ok.now. ACTION! inuyasha sitting in a tree. kagome walks over:hey inuyasha!wut's up? inu:nuthing. crew whiispers to director:were they sposed to say that? director:no.just forget it.its gonna take 4EVER for them to get it right anywayz. kagome:soo... sango goes in:HEY,GUYZ! there's a giant bird demon!c'mon! inu:wut? *jumps down and runs toward it.* kagome:hey what about me?! inu:get on*kagome goes on his back.* inu:whoa.that thing is so... kagome:ugly...!...uh.... then all of a sudden, a guy in a black cape runs toward them and steals kagome. kagome:HUH?inuyasha!!!! inu:HEY!wut do u think ur doing,dude?! director:CUT!!!!!WUT ARE U GUYS DOING?! WUT DID U JUST SAY INUYASHA?! NOBODY SEZ dude IN THE feudal era!!!! inu:so?ur point is...? director *annoyed*. get on w/ it.action.*he's tired now*. inu:give kagome back!who ARE u? guy:i am...*takes off cape* RANMA!!! inu:uhhhhh...?ok.WHO are you again?! guy:RAN-- director:CUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!WHAT ARE U DOING HERE??!!!!!!! I TOLD U TO TAKE A HIKE! ranma:well....you sed i could go back in ur movies-- director:not NOW!we're doing an INUYASHA movie! ranma:heh.andi thought I was better then him. that "inuyasha" guy seriously needs to get a haircut and his clothes are so 2005...no wait...sooooo 5oo YEARS AGO! inu:HEY!WUT'S WRONG WITH THE WAY I LOOK HUH?!I GUESS UR JUST FOND OF THE WEIRDEST AND DORKIEST CLOTHES IVE EVER SEEN! ranma:U WANNA FIGHT?! inu:sure!!bring it on-- director brings bucket of cold water and throws it on ranma. ranma:HEY! THN ranma turns into a girl. inu:hehe.ur so pathetic. ranma:it's not fair! miroku:HEY!ive bin wating here thruout the WHOLE movie and i didn't get to act my part and YOU guys are just messing up eerything! inu:*points @ ranma*now i can REALLY kill u now!!! kagome:huh?!SIT BOY!!!!! inu:hey--dont!--ugh...-_- ?! ranma:who's pathetic now?! "um.....can i act my part now?" sez sum guy. director:who the heck is that?! guy:im maison ikkoku...but ppl call me kyoko...and i-- miroku runs up to her:can u pleez bear my child? sango hits him on the head. then miroku falls to the ground with stars around his head. sango:hmph! maison:uh... director:YOU!get out of this scene!YOU*points to ranma*:GET OUT OF HERE!!!!! *the two walk away*. inu:WHO were they?! director:creations of UR creator too. inu:??! director:nvm.ACTION!! *the group says @ same time*:wut do i do?! Director:OUTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!U ALL ARE FIRED!!!!!!!!! inu:?feh.wutever. this place is messed up. *he walks away*. kaogme:hey!inuyasha!wait up! *she walks away tooo.* then the rest walk away. director:i am NOT gonna make another damn movie from mrs.takahashi's characters AGAIN!!!!!! Back Up! Inuyasha has to choose either to do a kissing scene with Kagome or Kikyo. Director: OK Inuyasha chose either Kikyo or Kagome to do a kissing scene with. Inuyasha: But …… Kikyo: Choose me Inuyasha!*kisses Inuyasha on cheek* Kagome: No pick me Inuyasha!*kisses him on other cheek* Sango: sooner or later he will have to pick. Inuyasha:*thought about his chose* I’ll pick Kagome. Kagome: Yaaaaaaaeeeeeeehhhh!!!! Kikyo: Humph!*stomps out of studio* Back Up! Director: Ready... Scene ONE: Ed And Al Discovering A Horrible 'THING' Ed: Hahaha — Alphonse. you're a slow poke! Al: Hahaha — Alphonse, you're a slow poke! Director: CUT!!! Ed: What now, Big D? 'Big D': The Problem is not you, Edward, it's ALPHONSE. Al: Whimper...Big brother...He's scary old man. Ed: TTTHHPPP....Hahahahahhahahahahaaaaa~~~~ Big D: Arg,,What ever. Al, read YOUR part, not Ed's. Ready? Scene TWO: Ed And Al Discovering A Horrible 'THING' Ed:Hahaha — Alphonse, you're a slow poke! Al: Hahaha, oh yeah? If I'm a slow poke, then you're a bean! Ed: I'll let that slip, brat. They arrive at their house. Ed:Sorry we're late, mom — Al and Ed find their mom on the ground; not moving. Al:Mom! Ed:Mom! Ed:GRANNY PINAKO! WINRY! Winry: What? ~~Later That Evening~~ Ed And Al: MOMMMM.....Sniff Sniff... !~~She dies, yadda yada, Ed and Al take her body and put some stuff into it with her body and spills their blood into it and uses alchemy to transform their mommy.... mom...~~! Ed: YES! Al, it's wor — ah....NO!!!! Alphonse: brother! Help me! Somethings wrong! AHHHHHH Edward: You're losing your head! Director: CUT!! Edward:You lost you head! Director: No he didn't. Edward: *uses alchemy and cuts director's head off* Edward: Of course he didn't; you did. Back Up! Director: Ok guys, this is the scene where Miroku tells Sango his feelings for her and then Miroku, you give her a nice sloppy kiss! Miroku: [looks at sango then at the director] Ok! Sango: ........... InuYasha: Feh. [turns to Kagome] This is gonna be the most horrible episode! Kagome: Why? InuYasha Every Miroku fanboys and fangirls knows that Miroku is gonna ask other girls to bear his child! Plus his fans is gonna kill sango for being kissed by Miroku!! [waving a Miroku lover fan flag] Miroku + Sango + Kagome + Shippo + Director: [shocked] Director: Uh....Ok....[turns to Sango and Miroku] Ok you two, go on that stage and do like I told you two to do!! ****ACTING**** [Sango is all sad because Miroku asked this girl to bear his child] Miroku: [approaches Sango, holding flowers behind him and sits next to sango] I'm sorry Sango...I---- ***ACTING OVER*** Director: CUT!! Miroku, what's up with the flowers? Miroku: I thought to make the scene a bit more sweet, you know. I-- Kikyo: The Miroku Fan Boy Leader of the Miroku Lovers Fan Club told all of the fans
that Miroku is gonna kiss Sango, and we're gonna stop that! InuYasha: What? Can't I be a Fanboy Leader? Director: GO AWAY FANGIRLS AND KIKYO!! WE'RE TRYING TO FINISH THIS EPISODE!!! [turns to InuYasha] AND YOU, STOP BEING GAY IN HERE!! Kikyo: [turns to the fan girls] Wait outside, there's something that I must do! Fangirls: [they all walk out] Kagome: Hey Kikyo, don't you love InuYasha and not Miroku? Kikyo: Well, I suddenly thought that InuYasha and I will never be together....So then I thought, Miroku and I have a chance, and....[walks on the stage faces to Miroku] I love you so much Miroku!!! Sango + InuYasha + Fangirls outside: HE'S MINE!!! Miroku: Uh...I...Well... Kikyo: [points behind him] Hey what's that? Miroku: [about to look behind him] Kikyo: [when people wasn't looking, she pushed the back of Miroku's head and started kissing him] Miroku: [kisses back and puts his arms around kikyo's waist and starts touching her butt] InuYasha + Sango + Fangirls outside : LET GO OF HIM, HE'S MINE!!! Shippo + Kagome + Director: Ewwww..... Director: Uhh.... [turns to the camrea man] Film this please. *** "ACTING" *** Miroku + Kikyo: [stop kissing] Kikyo: [puts hand on Miroku's cheek] I never knew you felt this way to me, Miroku.... Miroku: [hugs kikyo and doesn't let go of Kikyo's butt] I never felt that this was so big.. Kikyo: [hugs miroku back] [Dramatic musc in the background] Sango: [runs on stage, holding her boomerang] MIROKU!!! Miroku: [shocked and pushes kikyo off stage] Sango!!! Sango: [hits miroku's head with boomerang] I understand Miroku! You love Kikyo, which is really gross to me, and you never loved me! Miroku: [has a huge bump on his head and runs over to sango and holds on of her hand] That's not true! Sango: [moves miroku's hand and tears are in her eyes] Prove it! Prove it that you love me! [dramatic music over] [romantic music in the background] Miroku: [puts hands around Sango's waist and starts french kissing her] Sango: [puts arms around his neck and french kisses him back] [They stop kissing] Miroku: [dries sango's tears] Do you belive me now? Sango: [nods] I love you Miroku! Miroku: I love you too Sango! [romantic music stops] ***** "ACTING OVER" ***** Director: [crying] that was beautiful...Mrs.Takahashi will love this episode!!! Kagome + Kilala: [cryring too] Shippo: Ewww.....But I liked it. Fangirls: [watches from a window and cries too] Kikyo + InuYasha: I HATE IT!!! Director: [stops crying] If that was me and Kagome....I'LL TOTALLY LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!!! Kagome: Oh Director!!! [glomps director and they start kissing] Kikyo: [talking to InuYasha] Aren't you going to stop them? [points to Kagome and Director] InuYasha: Of course not. I like guys, not girls and old male directors. Kikyo: [gets closer to Inuyasha] What about dead girls? InuYasha: [gets closer to Kikyo] I love 'em! Kikyo: [kisses InuYasha] Sango: They was filming us? [looks at Miroku] Miroku: [nods] Sango: Come here you!! [glomps Miroku and starts kissing] Shippo: EWWW!!!! 3 COUPLES KISSING!!! ~~~~~THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN~~~~~ THE END Back Up! Director: Okay InuYasha, this is the first episode. This is the part where you are pinned to the tree and you think that Kagome is Kikyou. Okay? And...ACTION! Kagome: My name's Kagome Ka-Go-Me. I'm not this, Kikyou person. IY: And I'm saying ya gotta be because if you weren't there is no way that you would smell so much like...[[sniff]] you're not her. Kagome:That is what I have been trying to tell you. IY: Ohh, well, in that case InuYasha kisses her. Director: NO NO NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY "You're right, Kikyou was cuter, much cuter."! Can we please replace him? Rumiko: NO! HE IS THE PERFECT FIT FOR THIS ROLE. Now, InuYasha, babe, you need to remember your lines. Kikyou enters Kikyou: Where are my lines? Director: You're dead you don't have any lines. Kikyou: Ohhh. Okay. Kikyou walks out of studio. Director: Please, let's just get on with it. Assistant: Umm, Mr. Director? Director: Yes? Assistant: Everyone left, it's midnight. Director: That's why it was so quiet. Ohh well. I'll fire 'em tomorrow. Back Up! |
